[the morning after Charlie tried to sleep at Chelsea's apartment]
Charlie: She's got one of those wooden toilet seats. It would have been like sitting on Pinocchio's mouth.
Alan: You ever wonder about people who can poop in a gas station? What is wrong with them?
Charlie: What about porta-potties?
Alan [scoffs]: Those aren't people. Those are animals. I'd rather go in the trunk of my car.
Charlie: I have.
Alan: You've gone in the trunk of your car?
Charlie: No, yours. [leaves]
Alan: That was you?! I convinced myself a coyote had gotten in there.
Charlie: She's got one of those wooden toilet seats. It would have been like sitting on Pinocchio's mouth.
Alan: You ever wonder about people who can poop in a gas station? What is wrong with them?
Charlie: What about porta-potties?
Alan [scoffs]: Those aren't people. Those are animals. I'd rather go in the trunk of my car.
Charlie: I have.
Alan: You've gone in the trunk of your car?
Charlie: No, yours. [leaves]
Alan: That was you?! I convinced myself a coyote had gotten in there.
[the morning after Charlie tried to sleep at Chelsea's apartment]
Charlie : She's got one of those wooden toilet seats. It would have been like sitting on Pinocchio's mouth.
Alan : You ever wonder about people who can poop in a gas station? What is wrong with them?
Charlie : What about porta-potties?
Alan [scoffs] : Those aren't people. Those are animals. I'd rather go in the trunk of my car.
Charlie : I have.
Alan : You've gone in the trunk of your car?
Charlie : No, yours. [leaves]
Alan : That was you?! I convinced myself a coyote had gotten in there.
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