Alan: We need to get rid of the staple gun.
Charlie: Staple guns do not staple shoes to coffee tables, Alan. Idiots do.
Charlie: Staple guns do not staple shoes to coffee tables, Alan. Idiots do.
Alan : We need to get rid of the staple gun.
Charlie : Staple guns do not staple shoes to coffee tables, Alan. Idiots do.
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