Alexis [the prostitute from "Winky-Dink Time", walking by in handcuffs]: Hi, Alan.
Alan [to Evelyn after she stares at him]: Hey, I'm not the one who's got a dead husband with someone else's lipstick on his dipstick.
Alan [to Evelyn after she stares at him]: Hey, I'm not the one who's got a dead husband with someone else's lipstick on his dipstick.
Alexis [the prostitute from "Winky-Dink Time", walking by in handcuffs] : Hi, Alan.
Alan [to Evelyn after she stares at him] : Hey, I'm not the one who's got a dead husband with someone else's lipstick on his dipstick.
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