Alan: You're gonna get married?
Charlie: Yep. Settle down, have a couple of kids, and ship the penis up to Cooperstown.
Alan: Cooperstown?
Charlie: It is my bat.
Alan: Well, sounds like you've got everything figured out.
Charlie: You don't ever figure this stuff out, Alan. You just take little baby steps on a lifelong path to becoming a better man.
Alan: Uh-huh. How many pain pills have you taken?
Charlie: Yep. Settle down, have a couple of kids, and ship the penis up to Cooperstown.
Alan: Cooperstown?
Charlie: It is my bat.
Alan: Well, sounds like you've got everything figured out.
Charlie: You don't ever figure this stuff out, Alan. You just take little baby steps on a lifelong path to becoming a better man.
Alan: Uh-huh. How many pain pills have you taken?
Alan : You're gonna get married?
Charlie : Yep. Settle down, have a couple of kids, and ship the penis up to Cooperstown.
Alan : Cooperstown?
Charlie : It is my bat.
Alan : Well, sounds like you've got everything figured out.
Charlie : You don't ever figure this stuff out, Alan. You just take little baby steps on a lifelong path to becoming a better man.
Alan : Uh-huh. How many pain pills have you taken?
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