Charlie: How could you take the fall for me?
Alan: I don't know, but it always seem works out that when you get laid, I get screwed!
Alan: I don't know, but it always seem works out that when you get laid, I get screwed!
Charlie : How could you take the fall for me?
Alan : I don't know, but it always seem works out that when you get laid, I get screwed!
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