Charlie: Hey, Alan, I figured out what went wrong in seventh grade!
Alan: What?
Charlie: I hadn't started drinking yet! [walks in drunk]
Alan: Charlie, you have to get out there.
Charlie: Right, the little bastards await.
Alan [to Artie]: You can't sue him if he just stinks, right?
Alan: What?
Charlie: I hadn't started drinking yet! [walks in drunk]
Alan: Charlie, you have to get out there.
Charlie: Right, the little bastards await.
Alan [to Artie]: You can't sue him if he just stinks, right?
Charlie : Hey, Alan, I figured out what went wrong in seventh grade!
Alan : What?
Charlie : I hadn't started drinking yet! [walks in drunk]
Alan : Charlie, you have to get out there.
Charlie : Right, the little bastards await.
Alan [to Artie] : You can't sue him if he just stinks, right?
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