Jake: Hey, Dad, did you get a present when you got divorced?
Alan [rings Judith's doorbell]: A present?
Jake: Yeah, a memento of your time together.
Alan: Jake, buddy, you're the memento of our time together.
Jake: So you were too cheap to get her earrings.
Alan: She did better than earrings. She got my family jewels.
Alan [rings Judith's doorbell]: A present?
Jake: Yeah, a memento of your time together.
Alan: Jake, buddy, you're the memento of our time together.
Jake: So you were too cheap to get her earrings.
Alan: She did better than earrings. She got my family jewels.
Jake : Hey, Dad, did you get a present when you got divorced?
Alan [rings Judith's doorbell] : A present?
Jake : Yeah, a memento of your time together.
Alan : Jake, buddy, you're the memento of our time together.
Jake : So you were too cheap to get her earrings.
Alan : She did better than earrings. She got my family jewels.
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