Teddy: Charlie, when you get to be my age, most of your friends are either married or dead.
Charlie: What's the difference?
Teddy: The dead ones smell up my plane.
Charlie: What's the difference?
Teddy: The dead ones smell up my plane.
Teddy : Charlie, when you get to be my age, most of your friends are either married or dead.
Charlie : What's the difference?
Teddy : The dead ones smell up my plane.
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