[on their way to the track]
Jake: How much can I bet?
Charlie: How much did you bring?
Jake: I have to use my own money?
Charlie: Boy, you really are your father's son, aren't you?
Jake: OK... [looking in his wallet] I have fourteen dollars.
Charlie: That's not gonna get you very far.
Jake: Um... oh, and I have a fifty-dollar gift certificate to Pizza Hut. Wanna buy it?
Charlie: Sure, I'll give you twenty-five bucks.
Jake: But it's worth fifty.
Charlie: To who?
Jake: To Pizza Hut.
Charlie: Well, then let the good folks at Pizza Hut place a bet for you.
Jake: How much can I bet?
Charlie: How much did you bring?
Jake: I have to use my own money?
Charlie: Boy, you really are your father's son, aren't you?
Jake: OK... [looking in his wallet] I have fourteen dollars.
Charlie: That's not gonna get you very far.
Jake: Um... oh, and I have a fifty-dollar gift certificate to Pizza Hut. Wanna buy it?
Charlie: Sure, I'll give you twenty-five bucks.
Jake: But it's worth fifty.
Charlie: To who?
Jake: To Pizza Hut.
Charlie: Well, then let the good folks at Pizza Hut place a bet for you.
[on their way to the track]
Jake : How much can I bet?
Charlie : How much did you bring?
Jake : I have to use my own money?
Charlie : Boy, you really are your father's son, aren't you?
Jake : OK... [looking in his wallet] I have fourteen dollars.
Charlie : That's not gonna get you very far.
Jake : Um... oh, and I have a fifty-dollar gift certificate to Pizza Hut. Wanna buy it?
Charlie : Sure, I'll give you twenty-five bucks.
Jake : But it's worth fifty.
Charlie : To who?
Jake : To Pizza Hut.
Charlie : Well, then let the good folks at Pizza Hut place a bet for you.
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