Myra: [About why Judith doesn't like her] Maybe it's hair, maybe it's my job, maybe it's my hobbies or maybe it's because I offered my brother a thousand dollars not to marry her.
Charlie: I know what you mean. I did the same to my brother.
Myra: Really?
Charlie: Well, actually it was a thousand dollar hooker.
  
  Charlie: I know what you mean. I did the same to my brother.
Myra: Really?
Charlie: Well, actually it was a thousand dollar hooker.
 Myra :  [About why Judith doesn't like her]  Maybe it's hair, maybe it's my job, maybe it's my hobbies or maybe it's because I offered my brother a thousand dollars not to marry her. 
 Charlie : I know what you mean. I did the same to my brother. 
 Myra : Really? 
 Charlie : Well, actually it was a thousand dollar hooker. 
  http://www.tv-quotes.com/shows/two-and-a-half-men/quote_12487.html
  

