Alan: You'll going to Mom's funeral, won't you?
Charlie: Of course! As the eldest son it's my obligation to pound in the stake.
Alan: Typical. Nothing for Alan to do.
Charlie: OK, you can cut off her head and hold it up for the villagers.
Charlie: Of course! As the eldest son it's my obligation to pound in the stake.
Alan: Typical. Nothing for Alan to do.
Charlie: OK, you can cut off her head and hold it up for the villagers.
Alan : You'll going to Mom's funeral, won't you?
Charlie : Of course! As the eldest son it's my obligation to pound in the stake.
Alan : Typical. Nothing for Alan to do.
Charlie : OK, you can cut off her head and hold it up for the villagers.
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