Charlie: [About Alan's date with Danielle] Okay, on this date don't talk about your stupid hobbies or your depressing problems.
Alan: So what do we talk about?
Charlie: Her stupid hobbies! Her depressing problems! Okay. I'm gonna make up some reason I have can't go and then you can go on a date.
Alan: Charlie, I'm not sure...
Danielle: [Enters] Okay I'm ready to go.
Charlie: Oh darn...
Alan: What do you mean you have to go!... I mean what's wrong?
Charlie: I just remembered I have a lot of work to do at home.
Danielle: Should we reschedule?
Charlie: No, no, no. You guys should go ahead. I'm sure you'll have fun.
Alan: Alright. [Goes off] So Danielle, you have any hobbies or, problems?
Alan: So what do we talk about?
Charlie: Her stupid hobbies! Her depressing problems! Okay. I'm gonna make up some reason I have can't go and then you can go on a date.
Alan: Charlie, I'm not sure...
Danielle: [Enters] Okay I'm ready to go.
Charlie: Oh darn...
Alan: What do you mean you have to go!... I mean what's wrong?
Charlie: I just remembered I have a lot of work to do at home.
Danielle: Should we reschedule?
Charlie: No, no, no. You guys should go ahead. I'm sure you'll have fun.
Alan: Alright. [Goes off] So Danielle, you have any hobbies or, problems?
Charlie : [About Alan's date with Danielle] Okay, on this date don't talk about your stupid hobbies or your depressing problems.
Alan : So what do we talk about?
Charlie : Her stupid hobbies! Her depressing problems! Okay. I'm gonna make up some reason I have can't go and then you can go on a date.
Alan : Charlie, I'm not sure...
Danielle : [Enters] Okay I'm ready to go.
Charlie : Oh darn...
Alan : What do you mean you have to go!... I mean what's wrong?
Charlie : I just remembered I have a lot of work to do at home.
Danielle : Should we reschedule?
Charlie : No, no, no. You guys should go ahead. I'm sure you'll have fun.
Alan : Alright. [Goes off] So Danielle, you have any hobbies or, problems?
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