Berta: Well I should go if I don't wanna miss my bus.
Alan: Goodnight Berta.
Jake: Hey Dad, you know what more keeps on her night stand?
Berta: You know what, I'll take a cab.
Alan: What?
Jake: A bottle of whipped cream.
Alan: So?
Jake: So, either whipped cream has something to do with sex or mom hides pie in her dresser too.
Alan: Goodnight Berta.
Jake: Hey Dad, you know what more keeps on her night stand?
Berta: You know what, I'll take a cab.
Alan: What?
Jake: A bottle of whipped cream.
Alan: So?
Jake: So, either whipped cream has something to do with sex or mom hides pie in her dresser too.
Berta : Well I should go if I don't wanna miss my bus.
Alan : Goodnight Berta.
Jake : Hey Dad, you know what more keeps on her night stand?
Berta : You know what, I'll take a cab.
Alan : What?
Jake : A bottle of whipped cream.
Alan : So?
Jake : So, either whipped cream has something to do with sex or mom hides pie in her dresser too.
http://www.tv-quotes.com/shows/two-and-a-half-men/quote_12440.html
