[Alan is talking to Judith and Herb because Jake can hear them in bed.]
Judith: What did he say to you?
Alan: Well, uh, basically he's worried that when he grows up he won't be smart enough to have sex.
Judith: Why would he think that?
Alan: Because he hears you giving Herb instructions like he's a blind guy in a minefield.
Judith: What did he say to you?
Alan: Well, uh, basically he's worried that when he grows up he won't be smart enough to have sex.
Judith: Why would he think that?
Alan: Because he hears you giving Herb instructions like he's a blind guy in a minefield.
[Alan is talking to Judith and Herb because Jake can hear them in bed.]
Judith : What did he say to you?
Alan : Well, uh, basically he's worried that when he grows up he won't be smart enough to have sex.
Judith : Why would he think that?
Alan : Because he hears you giving Herb instructions like he's a blind guy in a minefield.
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