Judith: Oh, eggnog.
Herb: Honey, we've got a long drive ahead of us. [turns to Alan] We're spending the holidays in San Diego with my parents.
Judith: That's why I need eggnog.
Herb: Hey, I spent Thanksgiving with your parents.
Alan: Oh really, your mom's out of rehab?
Judith: Yes, my mom's out of rehab.
Herb: Actually she kind of jumped the fence.
Alan: Well, the woman's going to be your mother-in-law, you might as well get used to it. [turns to Judith] Remember the time she rode out of Betty Ford on a lawn mower?
[Judith glares at Alan]
Alan: On the plus side, she bakes Toll House cookies with walnuts and Demerol.
Herb: Honey, we've got a long drive ahead of us. [turns to Alan] We're spending the holidays in San Diego with my parents.
Judith: That's why I need eggnog.
Herb: Hey, I spent Thanksgiving with your parents.
Alan: Oh really, your mom's out of rehab?
Judith: Yes, my mom's out of rehab.
Herb: Actually she kind of jumped the fence.
Alan: Well, the woman's going to be your mother-in-law, you might as well get used to it. [turns to Judith] Remember the time she rode out of Betty Ford on a lawn mower?
[Judith glares at Alan]
Alan: On the plus side, she bakes Toll House cookies with walnuts and Demerol.
Judith : Oh, eggnog.
Herb : Honey, we've got a long drive ahead of us. [turns to Alan] We're spending the holidays in San Diego with my parents.
Judith : That's why I need eggnog.
Herb : Hey, I spent Thanksgiving with your parents.
Alan : Oh really, your mom's out of rehab?
Judith : Yes, my mom's out of rehab.
Herb : Actually she kind of jumped the fence.
Alan : Well, the woman's going to be your mother-in-law, you might as well get used to it. [turns to Judith] Remember the time she rode out of Betty Ford on a lawn mower?
[Judith glares at Alan]
Alan : On the plus side, she bakes Toll House cookies with walnuts and Demerol.
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