[while doing laundry]
Charlie: What will they think of next?
Alan: Yeah, I hear scientists are working on a machine that can cook two pieces of bread at the same time. Shh.
Charlie: Yeah, yeah, yeah, very funny. Now what?
Alan: We wait.
Charlie: How will we know when we're done?
Alan: Don't worry. The machine will call you on your cell phone.
Charlie: What will they think of next?
Alan: Yeah, I hear scientists are working on a machine that can cook two pieces of bread at the same time. Shh.
Charlie: Yeah, yeah, yeah, very funny. Now what?
Alan: We wait.
Charlie: How will we know when we're done?
Alan: Don't worry. The machine will call you on your cell phone.
[while doing laundry]
Charlie : What will they think of next?
Alan : Yeah, I hear scientists are working on a machine that can cook two pieces of bread at the same time. Shh.
Charlie : Yeah, yeah, yeah, very funny. Now what?
Alan : We wait.
Charlie : How will we know when we're done?
Alan : Don't worry. The machine will call you on your cell phone.
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