Charlie: I can't believe I missed out on a sure thing 'cause I was sitting on the can listening to you not take a crap!
Alan: You're actually blaming me 'cause I had to go to the bathroom.
Charlie: You didn't have to go to the bathroom! You were just trying to stick me with the check!
Alan: Oh, oh, I see, so you know my bowels better than I do!
Charlie: I will when I pull them out through your nostrils.
Alan: You're actually blaming me 'cause I had to go to the bathroom.
Charlie: You didn't have to go to the bathroom! You were just trying to stick me with the check!
Alan: Oh, oh, I see, so you know my bowels better than I do!
Charlie: I will when I pull them out through your nostrils.
Charlie : I can't believe I missed out on a sure thing 'cause I was sitting on the can listening to you not take a crap!
Alan : You're actually blaming me 'cause I had to go to the bathroom.
Charlie : You didn't have to go to the bathroom! You were just trying to stick me with the check!
Alan : Oh, oh, I see, so you know my bowels better than I do!
Charlie : I will when I pull them out through your nostrils.
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