Charlie: Why would I hit on Taylor's mom?
Jake: Well, she's kind of pretty, and you'll hit on anything with a pulse.
Charlie: Where'd you get that?
Jake: My mom.
Charlie: Oh. Well...
Jake: And my dad, Berta, Rose, Grandma...
Charlie: OK, OK!
Jake: ...the UPS man...
Charlie: All right!
Jake: Well, she's kind of pretty, and you'll hit on anything with a pulse.
Charlie: Where'd you get that?
Jake: My mom.
Charlie: Oh. Well...
Jake: And my dad, Berta, Rose, Grandma...
Charlie: OK, OK!
Jake: ...the UPS man...
Charlie: All right!
Charlie : Why would I hit on Taylor's mom?
Jake : Well, she's kind of pretty, and you'll hit on anything with a pulse.
Charlie : Where'd you get that?
Jake : My mom.
Charlie : Oh. Well...
Jake : And my dad, Berta, Rose, Grandma...
Charlie : OK, OK!
Jake : ...the UPS man...
Charlie : All right!
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