Alan: Oh, would you please just get your drunken ass out of bed and stop being a waste of skin for once in your life?!
Charlie: Well, since you said "please".
Charlie: Well, since you said "please".
Alan : Oh, would you please just get your drunken ass out of bed and stop being a waste of skin for once in your life?!
Charlie : Well, since you said "please".
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