Jake: Hey Dad, do you like Uncle Charlie's new girlfriend?
Alan: Well, I just met her the one time, so...no, not really.
Jake: You know what she reminds me of? The girls at school who think they rule the world, just cos they got their boobs!
Alan: Well, I hate to tell you buddy, but they kinda do!

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