Charlie: Hey, after the kid goes back to his mother's, you want to go out to grab some dinner?
Alan: I can't go out to dinner, Charlie.
Charlie: "Why not? You got a date?" he said, knowing the answer but asking anyway, just to be polite.
Alan: "No, I don't have a date," he replied, all the while thinking, "Bite me, you booze-addled buffoon."
Alan: I can't go out to dinner, Charlie.
Charlie: "Why not? You got a date?" he said, knowing the answer but asking anyway, just to be polite.
Alan: "No, I don't have a date," he replied, all the while thinking, "Bite me, you booze-addled buffoon."
Charlie : Hey, after the kid goes back to his mother's, you want to go out to grab some dinner?
Alan : I can't go out to dinner, Charlie.
Charlie : "Why not? You got a date?" he said, knowing the answer but asking anyway, just to be polite.
Alan : "No, I don't have a date," he replied, all the while thinking, "Bite me, you booze-addled buffoon."
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