Jake: What do I have to do for you?
Charlie: Just promise to be sad at my funeral.
Jake: Do I have to cry?
Charlie: No.
Jake: Will there be food?
Charlie: Yes.
Jake: Can I bring a date?
Charlie: You're just screwing with me now, right?
Jake: How does it feel?
Charlie: Just promise to be sad at my funeral.
Jake: Do I have to cry?
Charlie: No.
Jake: Will there be food?
Charlie: Yes.
Jake: Can I bring a date?
Charlie: You're just screwing with me now, right?
Jake: How does it feel?
Jake : What do I have to do for you?
Charlie : Just promise to be sad at my funeral.
Jake : Do I have to cry?
Charlie : No.
Jake : Will there be food?
Charlie : Yes.
Jake : Can I bring a date?
Charlie : You're just screwing with me now, right?
Jake : How does it feel?
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