Evelyn: Charlie was a planned baby.
Alan: What was I?
Evelyn: Well, dear, you were a pitcher of margaritas and a gas station condom.
[later]
Alan: Who buys condoms at a gas station?
Alan: What was I?
Evelyn: Well, dear, you were a pitcher of margaritas and a gas station condom.
[later]
Alan: Who buys condoms at a gas station?
Evelyn : Charlie was a planned baby.
Alan : What was I?
Evelyn : Well, dear, you were a pitcher of margaritas and a gas station condom.
[later]
Alan : Who buys condoms at a gas station?
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