Alan: You're going to hell, you know?
Charlie: I don't think so. I believe in a loving God who forgives little fibs as long as they lead to recreational sex.
Alan: You really wanna drag God into this?
Charlie: Who gave me the penis, Alan?
Charlie: I don't think so. I believe in a loving God who forgives little fibs as long as they lead to recreational sex.
Alan: You really wanna drag God into this?
Charlie: Who gave me the penis, Alan?
Alan : You're going to hell, you know?
Charlie : I don't think so. I believe in a loving God who forgives little fibs as long as they lead to recreational sex.
Alan : You really wanna drag God into this?
Charlie : Who gave me the penis, Alan?
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