Charlie: All right, I didn't want to have to do this, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
[goes to the phone]
Berta: What are you gonna do?
Charlie: Something I hoped I'd never have to do.
Rose: You don't mean...
Charlie: I'm afraid so. [on the phone]: Hello? Mom?
[Cut to Alan lying in bed. There's a knock on the door. Alan looks up]
Alan: God, what plague have you set upon me now?
Evelyn: Alan? It's Mommy!
Alan: Good one.
[goes to the phone]
Berta: What are you gonna do?
Charlie: Something I hoped I'd never have to do.
Rose: You don't mean...
Charlie: I'm afraid so. [on the phone]: Hello? Mom?
[Cut to Alan lying in bed. There's a knock on the door. Alan looks up]
Alan: God, what plague have you set upon me now?
Evelyn: Alan? It's Mommy!
Alan: Good one.
Charlie : All right, I didn't want to have to do this, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
[goes to the phone]
Berta : What are you gonna do?
Charlie : Something I hoped I'd never have to do.
Rose : You don't mean...
Charlie : I'm afraid so. [on the phone] : Hello? Mom?
[Cut to Alan lying in bed. There's a knock on the door. Alan looks up]
Alan : God, what plague have you set upon me now?
Evelyn : Alan? It's Mommy!
Alan : Good one.
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