Mia: My dad called today; he wants to take your family out to dinner.
Charlie: Yeah, well tell him he can have one or the other, but not both!
Mia: Come on Charlie, they're gonna have to meet sooner or later.
Charlie: Ok, but why don't we wait for a real happy occasion?
Mia: What's happier than a wedding?
Charlie: Well, my mother's funeral springs to mind! There'll be music, dancing...my mom'll be in a box!
Charlie: Yeah, well tell him he can have one or the other, but not both!
Mia: Come on Charlie, they're gonna have to meet sooner or later.
Charlie: Ok, but why don't we wait for a real happy occasion?
Mia: What's happier than a wedding?
Charlie: Well, my mother's funeral springs to mind! There'll be music, dancing...my mom'll be in a box!
Mia : My dad called today; he wants to take your family out to dinner.
Charlie : Yeah, well tell him he can have one or the other, but not both!
Mia : Come on Charlie, they're gonna have to meet sooner or later.
Charlie : Ok, but why don't we wait for a real happy occasion?
Mia : What's happier than a wedding?
Charlie : Well, my mother's funeral springs to mind! There'll be music, dancing...my mom'll be in a box!
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