Jake: Oh, yeah, she [Mia] wants us to come see her dance next weekend.
Charlie: It [the newspaper] says she's performing this weekend.
Jake: Oh, I guess she called last weekend.
Charlie: You're telling me this now?!
Alan: Charlie, Charlie, calm down.
Charlie: How many things does the kid have to handle? Eat, poop, tell me who called!
Jake: She said some guy named Will has tickets.
Charlie [sighs]: Who's Will?
Jake: I don't know. She said he'd call.
Charlie: Will's gonna call?
Alan: You mean the tickets are at will call?
Jake: I don't know, maybe.
Charlie: Dear God, he's a doorstop that eats!
Charlie: It [the newspaper] says she's performing this weekend.
Jake: Oh, I guess she called last weekend.
Charlie: You're telling me this now?!
Alan: Charlie, Charlie, calm down.
Charlie: How many things does the kid have to handle? Eat, poop, tell me who called!
Jake: She said some guy named Will has tickets.
Charlie [sighs]: Who's Will?
Jake: I don't know. She said he'd call.
Charlie: Will's gonna call?
Alan: You mean the tickets are at will call?
Jake: I don't know, maybe.
Charlie: Dear God, he's a doorstop that eats!
Jake : Oh, yeah, she [Mia] wants us to come see her dance next weekend.
Charlie : It [the newspaper] says she's performing this weekend.
Jake : Oh, I guess she called last weekend.
Charlie : You're telling me this now?!
Alan : Charlie, Charlie, calm down.
Charlie : How many things does the kid have to handle? Eat, poop, tell me who called!
Jake : She said some guy named Will has tickets.
Charlie [sighs] : Who's Will?
Jake : I don't know. She said he'd call.
Charlie : Will's gonna call?
Alan : You mean the tickets are at will call?
Jake : I don't know, maybe.
Charlie : Dear God, he's a doorstop that eats!
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