Kandi: You know, I'm a child of divorce too, Jake.
Alan: Really? How old were you when your parents split up?
Kandi: Twenty-two.
Alan: But you're twenty-two now.
Kandi: Twenty-two and a half! Boy, what I'd give to be twenty-two again.
Alan: Really? How old were you when your parents split up?
Kandi: Twenty-two.
Alan: But you're twenty-two now.
Kandi: Twenty-two and a half! Boy, what I'd give to be twenty-two again.
Kandi : You know, I'm a child of divorce too, Jake.
Alan : Really? How old were you when your parents split up?
Kandi : Twenty-two.
Alan : But you're twenty-two now.
Kandi : Twenty-two and a half! Boy, what I'd give to be twenty-two again.
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