Mia: The fancy beach house works with a lot of women, doesn't it?
Charlie: Honestly, it's like a G-spot with two mortgages.
Mia: Well, just so you know, I'm nogjt with you for your house or your money.
Charlie: So it's the car.
Mia: Why would I care about your car?
Charlie: It's an $80,000 Mercedes.
Mia: Yeah, so what does it do that other cars don't do?
Charlie: It costs $80,000!
Charlie: Honestly, it's like a G-spot with two mortgages.
Mia: Well, just so you know, I'm nogjt with you for your house or your money.
Charlie: So it's the car.
Mia: Why would I care about your car?
Charlie: It's an $80,000 Mercedes.
Mia: Yeah, so what does it do that other cars don't do?
Charlie: It costs $80,000!
Mia : The fancy beach house works with a lot of women, doesn't it?
Charlie : Honestly, it's like a G-spot with two mortgages.
Mia : Well, just so you know, I'm nogjt with you for your house or your money.
Charlie : So it's the car.
Mia : Why would I care about your car?
Charlie : It's an $80,000 Mercedes.
Mia : Yeah, so what does it do that other cars don't do?
Charlie : It costs $80,000!
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