Alan: Just 'cause you're reading a dance magazine doesn't make you a dancer.
Berta: Why not? You're a monster boob.
Alan: Will you both stay out of my room?!
Berta: Why not? You're a monster boob.
Alan: Will you both stay out of my room?!
Alan : Just 'cause you're reading a dance magazine doesn't make you a dancer.
Berta : Why not? You're a monster boob.
Alan : Will you both stay out of my room?!
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