[Jake made cupcakes for Alan and Charlie]
Alan: It's, uh, it's very tasty. What, uh, what prompted this?
Jake: I figured out I don't need a girlfriend. If I want a cupcake, I just make it myself.
Charlie: Taking matters into his own hands. The metaphor is now complete.
Jake: Anybody want to lick the beater?
Alan and Charlie: No.
Alan: It's, uh, it's very tasty. What, uh, what prompted this?
Jake: I figured out I don't need a girlfriend. If I want a cupcake, I just make it myself.
Charlie: Taking matters into his own hands. The metaphor is now complete.
Jake: Anybody want to lick the beater?
Alan and Charlie: No.
[Jake made cupcakes for Alan and Charlie]
Alan : It's, uh, it's very tasty. What, uh, what prompted this?
Jake : I figured out I don't need a girlfriend. If I want a cupcake, I just make it myself.
Charlie : Taking matters into his own hands. The metaphor is now complete.
Jake : Anybody want to lick the beater?
Alan and Charlie : No.
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