Berta: Do you mind if I take your room?
Alan: My room? Gee, I, I--
Berta: Trust me, you want me to have a room with a private crapper.
Alan: My room? Gee, I, I--
Berta: Trust me, you want me to have a room with a private crapper.
Berta : Do you mind if I take your room?
Alan : My room? Gee, I, I--
Berta : Trust me, you want me to have a room with a private crapper.
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