[Alan realizes the buxom woman sitting next to him outside the principal's office is the mother of the subject of Jake's drawing]
Alan: Oh, (laughs), you must be Boobra's mom.
(instantly realizes his Freudian slip, tries to recover with:)
Barbara's mams.
(shuts his eyes in embarrassment, then greets her with a sheepish:)
Hi!
  
  Alan: Oh, (laughs), you must be Boobra's mom.
(instantly realizes his Freudian slip, tries to recover with:)
Barbara's mams.
(shuts his eyes in embarrassment, then greets her with a sheepish:)
Hi!
 [Alan realizes the buxom woman sitting next to him outside the principal's office is the mother of the subject of Jake's drawing]  
 Alan : Oh,  (laughs ), you must be Boobra's mom. 
 (instantly realizes his Freudian slip, tries to recover with:)  
Barbara's mams. 
 (shuts his eyes in embarrassment, then greets her with a sheepish:)  
Hi! 
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