[Alan shows Charlie the drawing that got Jake kicked out of school]
Alan: The girl went home in tears, her mother is on the warpath, and Jake could get expelled.
Charlie: For a silly drawing?
Alan: It's considered sexual harassment. The school has a zero-tolerance policy.
Charlie: Oh, for the good old days, when you could wander into a girls' locker room pretending you were blind.
Alan: You actually did that? That's horrible!
Charlie: No, the horrible part was stealing the dog from the blind kid.
Alan: Well, unfortunately, times have changed, and we no longer live in a Porky's movie.
Alan: The girl went home in tears, her mother is on the warpath, and Jake could get expelled.
Charlie: For a silly drawing?
Alan: It's considered sexual harassment. The school has a zero-tolerance policy.
Charlie: Oh, for the good old days, when you could wander into a girls' locker room pretending you were blind.
Alan: You actually did that? That's horrible!
Charlie: No, the horrible part was stealing the dog from the blind kid.
Alan: Well, unfortunately, times have changed, and we no longer live in a Porky's movie.
[Alan shows Charlie the drawing that got Jake kicked out of school]
Alan : The girl went home in tears, her mother is on the warpath, and Jake could get expelled.
Charlie : For a silly drawing?
Alan : It's considered sexual harassment. The school has a zero-tolerance policy.
Charlie : Oh, for the good old days, when you could wander into a girls' locker room pretending you were blind.
Alan : You actually did that? That's horrible!
Charlie : No, the horrible part was stealing the dog from the blind kid.
Alan : Well, unfortunately, times have changed, and we no longer live in a Porky's movie.
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