[after Jake's time with Evelyn]
Charlie: Do you realize that in one night, he did what we couldn't do in a lifetime?
Alan: He broke her.
Charlie: Chewed her up and spit her out.
Alan: It was a beautiful thing.
Charlie: I'm gonna be truthful here, Alan. I always thought your kid was a little bit of a simpleton.
Alan: Me, too.
Charlie: But clearly, he is the chosen one.
Jake: Hey, guys, check it out: [high-pitched voice]: Pull my finger. [lower voice]: OK. [pulls his finger and farts]
Alan: And they shall call him Jake.
Charlie: Do you realize that in one night, he did what we couldn't do in a lifetime?
Alan: He broke her.
Charlie: Chewed her up and spit her out.
Alan: It was a beautiful thing.
Charlie: I'm gonna be truthful here, Alan. I always thought your kid was a little bit of a simpleton.
Alan: Me, too.
Charlie: But clearly, he is the chosen one.
Jake: Hey, guys, check it out: [high-pitched voice]: Pull my finger. [lower voice]: OK. [pulls his finger and farts]
Alan: And they shall call him Jake.
[after Jake's time with Evelyn]
Charlie : Do you realize that in one night, he did what we couldn't do in a lifetime?
Alan : He broke her.
Charlie : Chewed her up and spit her out.
Alan : It was a beautiful thing.
Charlie : I'm gonna be truthful here, Alan. I always thought your kid was a little bit of a simpleton.
Alan : Me, too.
Charlie : But clearly, he is the chosen one.
Jake : Hey, guys, check it out: [high-pitched voice] : Pull my finger. [lower voice] : OK. [pulls his finger and farts]
Alan : And they shall call him Jake.
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