Charlie: Alan, you're like an Alzheimer's victim in a whorehouse.
Alan: Excuse me?
Charlie: You're constantly surprised that you've been screwed... and you don't want to pay for it!
Alan: Excuse me?
Charlie: You're constantly surprised that you've been screwed... and you don't want to pay for it!
Charlie : Alan, you're like an Alzheimer's victim in a whorehouse.
Alan : Excuse me?
Charlie : You're constantly surprised that you've been screwed... and you don't want to pay for it!
http://www.tv-quotes.com/shows/two-and-a-half-men/quote_12191.html