Jake: Dad?
Alan: Yeah?
Jake: Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction? [Charlie spits out his drink]
Charlie: Well, Alan, do you?
Alan: Um... Jake... what do you know what erectile dysfunction?
Jake: Not much. It has something to do with your penis, right?
Alan: Right.
Jake: And they say one out of three guys gets it, and mine's fine so it's got to be one of you.
Alan: Yeah?
Jake: Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction? [Charlie spits out his drink]
Charlie: Well, Alan, do you?
Alan: Um... Jake... what do you know what erectile dysfunction?
Jake: Not much. It has something to do with your penis, right?
Alan: Right.
Jake: And they say one out of three guys gets it, and mine's fine so it's got to be one of you.
Jake : Dad?
Alan : Yeah?
Jake : Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction? [Charlie spits out his drink]
Charlie : Well, Alan, do you?
Alan : Um... Jake... what do you know what erectile dysfunction?
Jake : Not much. It has something to do with your penis, right?
Alan : Right.
Jake : And they say one out of three guys gets it, and mine's fine so it's got to be one of you.
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