[Judith is holding salad tongs]
Charlie: Ah, better use the wooden ones.
Judith: What's wrong with these?
Charlie: I use those whenever I drop my watch in the toilet.
Judith: Is this a regular occurrence?
Charlie: You'd think I'd learn.
Judith: And you keep them in the kitchen?
Charlie: I used to hang them on a little hook in the bathroom, but it freaked some chicks out.
Charlie: Ah, better use the wooden ones.
Judith: What's wrong with these?
Charlie: I use those whenever I drop my watch in the toilet.
Judith: Is this a regular occurrence?
Charlie: You'd think I'd learn.
Judith: And you keep them in the kitchen?
Charlie: I used to hang them on a little hook in the bathroom, but it freaked some chicks out.
[Judith is holding salad tongs]
Charlie : Ah, better use the wooden ones.
Judith : What's wrong with these?
Charlie : I use those whenever I drop my watch in the toilet.
Judith : Is this a regular occurrence?
Charlie : You'd think I'd learn.
Judith : And you keep them in the kitchen?
Charlie : I used to hang them on a little hook in the bathroom, but it freaked some chicks out.
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