Alan: You want to help me? Stop talking me up. It's killing me.
Charlie: OK!
Alan: And stop putting yourself down! Somehow that's killing me too!
Charlie: Got it.
Alan: Just-- just sit there and eat your dinner and I'll play your game.
Charlie: Fine! [Alan takes the open urinal next to Charlie] You want to shake on it?
Alan: You're disgusting.
Charlie: Yeah, I'm disgusting. At least I'm not the one taking a squirt on my shoe.
Charlie: OK!
Alan: And stop putting yourself down! Somehow that's killing me too!
Charlie: Got it.
Alan: Just-- just sit there and eat your dinner and I'll play your game.
Charlie: Fine! [Alan takes the open urinal next to Charlie] You want to shake on it?
Alan: You're disgusting.
Charlie: Yeah, I'm disgusting. At least I'm not the one taking a squirt on my shoe.
Alan : You want to help me? Stop talking me up. It's killing me.
Charlie : OK!
Alan : And stop putting yourself down! Somehow that's killing me too!
Charlie : Got it.
Alan : Just-- just sit there and eat your dinner and I'll play your game.
Charlie : Fine! [Alan takes the open urinal next to Charlie] You want to shake on it?
Alan : You're disgusting.
Charlie : Yeah, I'm disgusting. At least I'm not the one taking a squirt on my shoe.
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