Berta [reading a list that Alan left on the kitchen table]: "Pro: No alimony. Con: No sex. Pro: See Jake all the time. Con: See Judith all the time."
Alan: What are you doing? Give me that!
Berta: I'm sorry, it was just laying there.
Alan: That's private.
Berta: OK! [pause] I've got another "pro" for you.
Alan: Yeah, what's that?
Berta: If you hook back up with Olive Oyl, I won't have to scrub your toilet anymore.
Alan [writing]: "Pro: No more Berta."
Alan: What are you doing? Give me that!
Berta: I'm sorry, it was just laying there.
Alan: That's private.
Berta: OK! [pause] I've got another "pro" for you.
Alan: Yeah, what's that?
Berta: If you hook back up with Olive Oyl, I won't have to scrub your toilet anymore.
Alan [writing]: "Pro: No more Berta."
Berta [reading a list that Alan left on the kitchen table] : "Pro: No alimony. Con: No sex. Pro: See Jake all the time. Con: See Judith all the time."
Alan : What are you doing? Give me that!
Berta : I'm sorry, it was just laying there.
Alan : That's private.
Berta : OK! [pause] I've got another "pro" for you.
Alan : Yeah, what's that?
Berta : If you hook back up with Olive Oyl, I won't have to scrub your toilet anymore.
Alan [writing] : "Pro: No more Berta."
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