Charlie: D-minus? Didn't you read the Cliff Notes?
Jake: That was fifty pages!
Charlie: Unbelievable. Your kid's too lazy to cheat.
Alan: Has it occurred to you that maybe he's too honest to cheat?
Jake: No, I'm lazy.
Jake: That was fifty pages!
Charlie: Unbelievable. Your kid's too lazy to cheat.
Alan: Has it occurred to you that maybe he's too honest to cheat?
Jake: No, I'm lazy.
Charlie : D-minus? Didn't you read the Cliff Notes?
Jake : That was fifty pages!
Charlie : Unbelievable. Your kid's too lazy to cheat.
Alan : Has it occurred to you that maybe he's too honest to cheat?
Jake : No, I'm lazy.
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