Berta: Not that it's any of my business but what in hell happened in your brother's bathroom?
Jake: Dad was wrestling on the floor with a naked lady.
Berta: The quiet ones are always the freaks.
Alan: Jake, we weren't wrestling, I just reached in to turn off the tap and she was startled. It was an honest mistake and it was completely innocent
Jake: But you admit, she was naked.
Alan: Yes but as I said, it was an honest mistake. So there's absolutely no need to tell your mother! Understand?
Jake: Yeah. I forgot you have to sign my math test.
Alan: Ok, D minus! Jake what am I gonna do with you?
Jake: Dunno.
Alan: Did you show this to your mother?
Jake: No.
Alan: Why not?
Jake: Cause I didn't catch her doing anything.
Jake: Dad was wrestling on the floor with a naked lady.
Berta: The quiet ones are always the freaks.
Alan: Jake, we weren't wrestling, I just reached in to turn off the tap and she was startled. It was an honest mistake and it was completely innocent
Jake: But you admit, she was naked.
Alan: Yes but as I said, it was an honest mistake. So there's absolutely no need to tell your mother! Understand?
Jake: Yeah. I forgot you have to sign my math test.
Alan: Ok, D minus! Jake what am I gonna do with you?
Jake: Dunno.
Alan: Did you show this to your mother?
Jake: No.
Alan: Why not?
Jake: Cause I didn't catch her doing anything.
Berta : Not that it's any of my business but what in hell happened in your brother's bathroom?
Jake : Dad was wrestling on the floor with a naked lady.
Berta : The quiet ones are always the freaks.
Alan : Jake, we weren't wrestling, I just reached in to turn off the tap and she was startled. It was an honest mistake and it was completely innocent
Jake : But you admit, she was naked.
Alan : Yes but as I said, it was an honest mistake. So there's absolutely no need to tell your mother! Understand?
Jake : Yeah. I forgot you have to sign my math test.
Alan : Ok, D minus! Jake what am I gonna do with you?
Jake : Dunno.
Alan : Did you show this to your mother?
Jake : No.
Alan : Why not?
Jake : Cause I didn't catch her doing anything.
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