Charlie [slapping Alan with the plans for Evelyn's party]: Are? You? Happy? Now we have to throw a party for your crazy-ass mother!
Alan: Well, she's your mother, too!
Charlie: How do you know? I could have been adopted.
Alan: You wish!
Charlie: I do!
Alan: Well, she's your mother, too!
Charlie: How do you know? I could have been adopted.
Alan: You wish!
Charlie: I do!
Charlie [slapping Alan with the plans for Evelyn's party] : Are? You? Happy? Now we have to throw a party for your crazy-ass mother!
Alan : Well, she's your mother, too!
Charlie : How do you know? I could have been adopted.
Alan : You wish!
Charlie : I do!
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