Evelyn: [About the menu] See anything you like dear?
Jake: I don't know. What's venison?
Evelyn: Deer.
Jake: What?
Evelyn: Deer.
Jake: What?
Evelyn: Deer. D-E-E-R.
Jake: What? W-H-A-T.
Evelyn: [To Alan] What's wrong with him?
Alan: Jake, she means the deer in the forest, like uh, Bambi.
Jake: Oh cool, let's eat Bambi!
Charlie: Coming soon to Pay-per-view.

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