Jake: Hey, Dad, when you got arrested for shoplifting, did they take you to jail?
Alan: I did not get arrested, and there was no jail.
Jake: So I guess you never had to shank a guy to get your props in the yard.
Alan: You cracked the parental code on the cable box again, didn't you?
Jake: It's "1234." A monkey could crack that.
Alan: I did not get arrested, and there was no jail.
Jake: So I guess you never had to shank a guy to get your props in the yard.
Alan: You cracked the parental code on the cable box again, didn't you?
Jake: It's "1234." A monkey could crack that.
Jake : Hey, Dad, when you got arrested for shoplifting, did they take you to jail?
Alan : I did not get arrested, and there was no jail.
Jake : So I guess you never had to shank a guy to get your props in the yard.
Alan : You cracked the parental code on the cable box again, didn't you?
Jake : It's "1234." A monkey could crack that.
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