Kathleen: You have a girlfriend yet?
Jake: No, I'm a bachelor like my Uncle Charlie.
Linda: So you're never gonna get married?
Jake: No, as long as I got someone to clean my house and some action on a regular basis, I don't need a wife.
Mandy: Excuse me?
Jake: I don't want to give anybody half my stuff.
Jake: No, I'm a bachelor like my Uncle Charlie.
Linda: So you're never gonna get married?
Jake: No, as long as I got someone to clean my house and some action on a regular basis, I don't need a wife.
Mandy: Excuse me?
Jake: I don't want to give anybody half my stuff.
Kathleen : You have a girlfriend yet?
Jake : No, I'm a bachelor like my Uncle Charlie.
Linda : So you're never gonna get married?
Jake : No, as long as I got someone to clean my house and some action on a regular basis, I don't need a wife.
Mandy : Excuse me?
Jake : I don't want to give anybody half my stuff.
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