Charlie: Hey, that was quick.
Alan: Yeah. Like every other time Judith screwed me.
Charlie: What happened?
Alan: What happened? I'll tell you what happened. My settlement conference turned into a drive-by colonoscopy.
Alan: Yeah. Like every other time Judith screwed me.
Charlie: What happened?
Alan: What happened? I'll tell you what happened. My settlement conference turned into a drive-by colonoscopy.
Charlie : Hey, that was quick.
Alan : Yeah. Like every other time Judith screwed me.
Charlie : What happened?
Alan : What happened? I'll tell you what happened. My settlement conference turned into a drive-by colonoscopy.
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