Charlie: If I had a nickel for every time a girl dumped me, disappeared for five years, and came back as a guy, I'd have a nickel!
Charlie : If I had a nickel for every time a girl dumped me, disappeared for five years, and came back as a guy, I'd have a nickel!
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