Charlie: [Filling out Jake's hospital form] Last name: Harper. First Name: Jake...ob?
Jake: Yeah.
Charlie: Jacob. Middle name...
Jake: Don't you know?
Charlie: Of course I know. I wanna see if you know,you hit your head dude.
Jake: David.
Charlie: I knew that. Jacob David, wow, they really went old testament on you didn't they. Allergies?
Jake: What? I dunno.
Charlie: Do you eat something that makes you sick?
Jake: I ate a worm once.
Charlie: No allergies. Have you ever had the following? Measles?
Jake: I dunno.
Charlie: Mumps?
Jake: I dunno.
Charlie: Chicken pox?
Jake: Is that the one with the spots?
Charlie: Yeah.
Jake: I dunno.
Charlie: Family History? Well your grandmother's always been a pain in the ass.

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