Alan: Where's my mother?
Jake: She left.
Alan: Why?
Jake: I don't know. We were watching SpongeBob SquarePants, and she stood up and said life was too short.
Jake: She left.
Alan: Why?
Jake: I don't know. We were watching SpongeBob SquarePants, and she stood up and said life was too short.
Alan : Where's my mother?
Jake : She left.
Alan : Why?
Jake : I don't know. We were watching SpongeBob SquarePants , and she stood up and said life was too short.
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